Just before bed time Melissa Bowling and her son Jack were here hanging out. Daphne started to get a little bit wild, so I told her to calm down or go wait for me in her room for bedtime.

She pulled out her pretend phone and had a conversation that went like this:

“Hello, Yes. Uh-huh. Yes, I would like to order a new mommy. Yes, I need a different mommy. I’d like to get a mommy that doesn’t have so many grumpies. A different mommy would be great.”

Melissa and I were cracking up at how hilarious it was.

When she finally “hung up” the phone she told me that they were fresh out of new moms.

Guess she is stuck with me!