You know you are a baby in liberal, modern, hippie Oregon when;

1.) You have leather, soft-sole shoes on.
2.) You are wearing Babylegs.
3.) You are wearing a pair of hand-spun, hand-knitted longies.
4.) Your cloth diaper is hand made
5.) Your sweater is an organic cotton hoodie with wood buttons.
6.) You have a hat made from hand-spun and hand-dyed Angora fiber.
7.) Your toy is a wood rattle!

Cyprus, you have passed the litmus test!