I woke up this week to the fact that my house hasn’t been cleaned in a few months. The carpets have had more than one creature pee on them and they were showing wear from stains made my children with food.

Additionally, the house was taking on a funky smell that I couldn’t handle anymore. I went on a cleaning frenzy to get it all sorted out. Finally, after a few hours of late night cleaning and a crazy steam cleaning ordeal, I feel normal again.

Well, I guess I can never be normal when my last action at the end of the day is to jump on my vacuum and take self-portrait.